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[Sup Mary Uh ღ @samariah_]

Yesterday AF buuuuut🙃

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I STILL FEEL THAT SINCE PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD TO RELEASE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO PROVE HE WAS AMERICAN..TRUMP SHOULD BE FORCED TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES TO PROVE HE'S NOT A PEDOPHILE 🤷🤔
AM I WRONG 🤔

[Max @welp_max]

he’s dead ass modern day Diana

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😩

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is a MASSIVE win for the entire country. Good riddance.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"
me in the afternoon and at night:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

Ask "why them children ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men.
You can't get pregnant.

Sit down when abortion is discussed.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Unpopular opinion: I miss when she had that more Arab look.

[Sup Mary Uh ღ @samariah_]

@raehargrave_ 😂😂😂😂

[Sup Mary Uh ღ @samariah_]

@raehargrave_ Fits you 🤭

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Telling a divorced woman, “Well, you should’ve picked a better man,” is wild when most men don’t show you who they really are until you’re deep in motherhood, debt, or both.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Y’all know black folks not giving up a job with benefits and a pension

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Girl it’s YOUR SON BIRTHDAY why are you on twitter dedicating essays to me??? For the love of god go to chuckie cheese

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

CANCUN CRUZ lecturing others about running away?😂

Buddy, maybe sit this one out.

[Dame @PositiveThug]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Elon before hitting send

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

.@elonmusk did Trump stage the day he got sh0t or was that a real incident?