Sam Smith

pippy's mom

[Sam Smith @samaroniii]

@joiii_XD You're the best dog mom!!

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@joiii_XD Protect your power girl 💕💪

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@_Skler Is she a nice lady

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@_Skler @GriffinGartner

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watching michael landon beat up other men is the hottest thing i've ever seen

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@joiii_XD Do it

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@joiii_XD Yessss plant lady

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@joiii_XD We could try tattoos next?

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Jason Bateman is the only man that i would ever allow to boss me around

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@_Skler Mind ya business

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family dinner ✨💕

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@smithsara79 @joiii_XD why you so mad sara?

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@SkyMollet Himbos 💕✨❤

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is my depression cured or am I just caffeinated on a sunny day

[Sam Smith @samaroniii]

Today my therapist greeted me with a "hello my dear" and i gave her a funny look so she recalibrated with "sup bitch"

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@breannanovotny I went to a state school, idk what her parents expected

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7 year-old girl i work with: my dad's name is greg *starts laughing hysterically*

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@breannanovotny My job was to do her homework

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you can eat cottage cheese with chopsticks, but should you?

[Sam Smith @samaroniii]

just found a tick on my ass! even mother nature can't resist this juicy dumper