Samwell

bummer, right?

[Samwell @samarsola]

Breaking my twitter silence to say the best urinal I have had the please of pissing in is at the @Grottos_pizza on pen ave. A far corner, solo urinal is simply innovation that excites.

[Samwell @samarsola]

Look guys…..heroine chic is over. we do not need to be 90 lbs as 28 year olds (this is for a girl I went to high school with)

Also don’t be 350 lbs (this is for a man I went to elementary school with)

[Samwell @samarsola]

“Can you say ‘yip yip’ next time you hit it from the back?”

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

Hahaha......wait, wait...... hahahahahahahAHAHAHA

[Samwell @samarsola]

What’s the spread on draft kings for the election today?

[Samwell @samarsola]

Pretty fucked up that the best I’ve ever looked in my life was when I was addicted to c*caine

[Samwell @samarsola]

“I didn’t hear you from the peaks and never thought about you on the way up.”

[Samwell @samarsola]

Registered democrat but my longwood gardens membership card RED

[Samwell @samarsola]

A Longwood Gardens membership is both cheaper, and more fun than SSRI’s

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[JT @viewfinderthis]

NYC on 35mm Film

[Samwell @samarsola]

Not enough people talking shit on me these days

[Samwell @samarsola]

“I tried my hardest to be as civil as possible but it is what it is” - Kate on the literal bat in her bathroom

[Samwell @samarsola]

Adding songs to just normal photos on instagram is the most annoying shit that app has ever done. Threads included.

[Samwell @samarsola]

I am my most supportive at 3:31 am

[Samwell @samarsola]

Leonardo DiCaprio be like

[Cherisse Targaryen @astromamii_]

Them 23 year olds be fine as hell

[mau @rllydu]

i hope this email sucks you off

[Samwell @samarsola]

“If I fucked that child priest it would cure my depression”

[miss world @filmvirgo]

i always get this feeling that i should be elsewhere