Sam Martinez

An ongoing account, chronicling everyday thoughts and happenings *** NOT THE DUDE FROM 311

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@_kirstenxm Holy fuck PLEASE. I wanna watch 😈

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@cena17thszn Wait… who are we all looking at? Y’all can SEE someone?!? 👀

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@_kirstenxm 🍑

[Mysil Bergsprekken @SkyrimResident]

Hear me out...

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@helldivers2 F

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@_kirstenxm 😍

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@_kirstenxm 😈✋🏽

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@haleee_awn @DC_HSEMA I correct myself 🙃 After reviewing my own footage MANY times, I’m now more convinced that they were 4 AV-8B Harrier IIs, flying the missing man, instead of Phantoms - Sorry! 🙈Either way, it was really cool seeing them! Lately it’s been T-38’s from LFI Norfolk flying this way!

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@haleee_awn @DC_HSEMA Four F-4 Phantoms!

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@ArlingtonDES With Wednesday now occurring on Friday and the snow starting early the same AM, will curbside collection still be taking place or will there be another delay?

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@TigersJUK @Shaunbbarrett Last I heard, the two were splitting ways as he tried to lowball the Marlins on tix prices as he’s an influencer and “pRoMoTeS tHe TeAm” but the club said to hit the bricks.

So idk if they talked it out or if he realized ppl will only recognize him if he keeps up the clown act.

[Sam Martinez @samartinez]

@cmw2693 I’ll be the first to admit it: I have NOT at all missed this man. His absence was a breath of fresh air.

But hold up… I thought he and the Marlins were getting a divorce since they wouldn’t pay him for being a walking advert/billboard? Did they kiss & make up?

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@NatMcDermott2 @cmw2693 Is that what his tweet was detailing?? I legit couldn’t understand it for some reason. Thought I was having a stroke 😅

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.”

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I gotta ask @MLCricket as it’s not addressed anywhere on your website: Is there going to be any kind of US broadcasting for the inaugural season? If not, I feel it would be a bad start to launch a US foothold.

[Sam Martinez @samartinez]

Seeing what I assume is Ruban Nielsen of Unknown Mortal Orchestra have a meltdown on @stereogum’s Instagram post about @NeilYoungNYA and Ticketmaster is equally the most distasteful and entertaining thing I’ve seen from a band on social media in a while.

[Bobby Caldwell @bobbycaldwell]

Bobby passed away here at home. I held him tight in my arms as he left us. I am forever heartbroken. Thanks to all of you for your many prayers over the years. He had been "FLOXED," it took his health over the last 6 years and 2 months. Rest with God, my Love. -Mary Caldwell

[Sam Martinez @samartinez]

How do you kindly tell someone that’s stupid that they’re out of their element?

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