death the kid

what a drag (she/they)

[death the kid @samasaursrex]

how come boomers fought tech and learning how to use their phones for 20 years but somehow want to use AI all the damn time now 😭 did we create monsters???

[death the kid @samasaursrex]

@FaithAndAlpha @OnlyInBOS get out of here w your stupid AI slop 😭

[death the kid @samasaursrex]

@realDonaldTrump faggot

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

huh. you don’t say

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

life getting stressful i had to lego

[Pitbull @pitbull]

It's an honor to be collaborating with one of music’s most powerful women, gracias @dollyparton! Dale!

[Jacob Bialosky @Jaycubalan]

If you’re reading this, you’re currently living through the second renaissance of alternative music and you should go to a show

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

[death the kid @samasaursrex]

@bl00dyc4p3 how dare u not claim melvin as your own

[໊ @user0000O0]

i was born to be a sweet girl if i turn out evil that’s on you

[death the kid @samasaursrex]

@bl00dyc4p3 what the balls is a oomfie

[noruh @bl00dyc4p3]

melvin crying while i was cutting and frying onions but he insisted on staying in the kitchen with me even though the onions were making him cry

[death the kid @samasaursrex]

@cl0wngirlxx i’m currently sitting in a parkinglot watching the traffic, deciding if i should sit here for an hour or try to drive home

[kombucha enthusiast @omnirodent]

boy math is what led to the 2008 financial crisis btw

[isabel @wisepissmage]

Guys will do this on dates and tell you they really like you and want to see you again and then never talk to you again

[death the kid @samasaursrex]

????? i don’t think we’re in massachusetts anymore toto

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If we’re doing living wage discourse again I’ll reiterate that at a minimum anyone working a full time job should be able to own a house, a car, raise three kids, and take a two week vacation every year. If that sounds unreasonable its only because we let the wealthy decide it is