Sam Ashman

And the important thing to remember is that this simulation is a good one.

[Sam Ashman @SamAshman]

@thehealthb0t

[Sian Harries @sianharries_]

Guys

[Dónal🚩🌲 @commie_spice]

Some stats about the Met Police

[Sam Ashman @SamAshman]

@iMayooi @richardosman Pretty sure it's reusable, and biodegradable. I'm sure he'd give recycling it a go too

[Father Sankmas @iMayooi]

Feels good to have finally joined the gym 😀

[Father Sankmas @iMayooi]

Does Prince Phillip get a letter from the queen for turning 100???

[Sam Ashman @SamAshman]

@iMayooi 20p, or 10p if there's 2 20s with it

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

After 3 tweets 🤔

[sofian 🦤 @frutiger_sof]

omg it’s like the Paris fashion week but for war criminals

[Em Humble @em_humble]

Every “Northern” character in a musical.

[luvr grl @itslesliegloria]

“soooo many businesses would go under if the minimum wage is raised”

so you agree? that companies rely on the exploitation of their employees to sustain themselves?

[YesCymru @YesCymru]

@SimonClarkeMP Thank God for devolution in Wales - not at mercy of Tory policies done to make Tory donors richer. How much ££ have Westminter Tories wasted in England?

... and people ask us why we want #indywales? 🤔

left: 🇬🇧 Westminster | right: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Senedd

[Grace Blakeley @graceblakeley]

There are two explanations for this:

1. Overt corruption: someone has spent £5 and pocketed the £30.

2. Covert corruption: state procurement is so ineffective that the public gets charged £30 for something worth £5.

[Sam Ashman @SamAshman]

@QuickLoanscouk If you need to use false equivalencies to justify what youre doing, youre morally corrupt. Being a step up from a loan shark isn't something to brag about. Take a look at yourself, do you really believe that you're helping anyone or just helping yourself and trying to justify it.

[Sam Ashman @SamAshman]

I think this is the most evil promoted tweet I have ever seen.

[Sam Ashman @SamAshman]

@QuickLoanscouk You take advantage of people who are already in debt and put them in even more debt. You are an undeniable factor in making lives worse for many people.

[Sam Ashman @SamAshman]

@QuickLoanscouk Your business model regularly drives people to suicide. There is absolutely no way that you can convince me a payday loan company cares about people.

[Sam Ashman @SamAshman]

@iMayooi @cammholmes BTM strikes back

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Rochelle Humes says it’s a good job Marvin isn’t in charge of looking after the Pfizer Covid vaccine as he’s left their freezer door open overnight TWICE in the past two weeks.

Marvin says it only happened because she was rushing him to do other stuff

[Sam Ashman @SamAshman]

@iMayooi Quint I's surely?