Samantha Browning

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accurate

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Why do people find it so necessary to lie? Like can't you not see we already see right through you.

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the face u make when u know someone doesn't like u but u don't even care

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Love how bitches need to create fake accounts to snoop into their ex's lives. Like honestly get a life! Nothing you need to see here.

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When you go round a friends house for the first time

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that face you make when you have to repeat yourself

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when you overhear someone talking shit about you

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youre as annoying as an app that turns sideways when you lie down

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i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

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I LOVE ORDERING STUFF ONLINE IT'S LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT

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A girls "whatever" means "fuck you"

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putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror it's great

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have u ever liked someone so much u started hating them

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I hate when I go back on Instagram and there is no new post :(

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Biggest pet peeve while driving has to he people going 10 under the speed limit when the weather is perfect. Wtf 😡

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People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to.

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growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

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@netflixmobile ever since I downloaded the latest version of Netflix on my iPhone this morning I ant watch it on wifi. It worked yesterday

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Hate the dentist always waiting so long before the dentist shows up

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That awkward moment when you call everyone in to watch a funny YouTube video and you're the only person who finds it remotely funny.