Samantha

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@moniquemaywoods @REACTlVE I actually need this job!

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

Just always wanted to wear pants that look like a skirt so I can prove that they're #pants #gotcha 🙄

[Hamish Blake @hamishblake]

Obama: Yes We Can.
Trump: OMG Did We Really?

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

*burns passport in case someone asks me to go to America in the next 4 years* #TRUMP #Election2016

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

literally me today
anyone at work: "hi sam, talks about weather, smiles, laughs"
me: *currently planning all your deaths in my head*

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@LaurenPavs I'm just as surprised as you are 🙂🙂🙂!!!!!

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@moniquemaywoods just like to know things 🙈

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@LaurenPavs NOTE: Always wash your hands after and do not I REPEAT do not run your eyes at all..... It's a trap

[a @teenagepuppy]

My dad finally found out about my tattoo and won't stop giving me shit for it

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

When you've conditioned yourself to get up so fcking early during the week that it's physically impossible to sleep in anymore #disappointed

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

Where is the wine?! I need a drink🍷

#TGIF

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@moniquemaywoods my winter coat is the hairs on my legs I haven't shaved in a while 🙃

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@LaurenPavs I don't know if I'm strong enough to go to jail. I'd be someone's butch after the first hour..... I can't live like that

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@LaurenPavs I'm glad you clarified it was in my mind only. I almost took it literally!!!!

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@LaurenPavs starting to think in a previous life I didn't keep up my end of the deal with Satan and this life is my punishment

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@LaurenPavs it's RnB Fridays and not one person has a radio on. #not #coping

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@LaurenPavs you need to keep me entertained today so I don't accidentally kill myself at work 😘

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

@LaurenPavs it's too late, I just left.

[Samantha @samathajohns31]

Accidentally eating a banana a little too enthusiastically when someone walks through reception doors. Holds awkward eye contact. Cries #fml