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she/ella

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. @luvherout]

I'm obsessed with bad 2000s movies that had terrible plots and adaptations but served up tons of aesthetic.

[valeria ☁️ @dorothyofevol]

Non mi interessa quanto vecchia sia questa teoria o quanto sia assurda, mi piacerà sempre.

[cautionriah @mariahin4k]

Odysseus: 'How long have I been on this island?'

Calypso:

[izz @izzafk]

when you’re the only one who brought a charger on the trip

[maRIa🫧 @thinarri]

Os pais dela inclusive pararam de ter filhos quando a irmã mais nova dela nasceu pra garantir o trono dela pq pela lei espanhola se um menino nasce depois de uma menina ele tem direito ao trono, foi assim que o pai dela chegou ao trono no lugar das irmãs mais velhas dele

[riley 🪲 @rhubarbsnob]

Had to wake her up to get my book man I feel like shit

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

it’s funny how twilight produced two of the realest ppl in all of hollywood

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The best memory of 2020 was how animals returned to the streets while humans were in quarantine.

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Oh he had no choice but to whoop that burglar 😭😭 he was already crazy about her and she was pregnant?? He chose the wrong house that day

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

how it feels rewatching a show after a while and realizing you forgot the entire storyline so every episode feels brand new

[Rishabh @Rixhabh__]

This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

There are many women who are no longer alive today because a man couldn’t accept being told No

[💗 @ma1ybe]

In reality, progressive feminist‘s only objection to what is happening here is that NFL cheerleaders are not paid a living wage and are often sexually harassed at the workplace. We literally like and support these women more than y’all do, we see them as workers with rights.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

when you left the house in your idgaf outfit but now you out and gaf.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

“As a man”

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

"I hate protesters"

where do you think your clean water, 5 day work week, seat belts, child labor laws, and right to vote came from?

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Dogs who bite children get more severe punishments then grown men who rape children. We are living in a dystopia.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.