J.C. Davis

i may be addicted to foods. i eat them like every day.

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

Pop tarts for breakfast. Hot pockets for lunch. There should be a microwaveable sack of garbage for dinner! #JOKES #selfretweet

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

Butts! That's a joke right?

[Broad City @broadcity]

#BC3 RN

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

My gynecologist says I'm a "good girl" so I have achieved all I ever dreamed of. Loving you all from bed, even the rude bois out there.

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Thank you for the support. To the OG Girls viewers, I love you way more than 140 characters can express. We are back 2nite! 10pm on HBO 💪🏼

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

@shrimpsradio what is your theme music? I need to know. It's very important to me.

[Damon Wayans Yunior? @wayansjr]

White girls with big butts who don't like having big butts, don't like black guys.

[NME @NME]

Micachu and the Shapes return with the eclectic, eccentric 'Good Sad Happy Bad' – review http://t.co/RPXX79uKV1

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

@peteholmes HAHAHA come on! What are you a sharpshooter? #sorryimreallybehindonyourpodcast

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

what if when rob thomas dies he comes back as rob zombie

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

Let's all (?) contemplate the nature times....#huh?

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

Come on (anyone) read these nuggets of cranial curmudgeoness....or? find me in a kfc restroom near you.

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

Only Lonely - my new sadness poem about dumb sad songs about dumb lonely dumb guys that talk about dumb stuffs. #JOKES #sadness

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

L

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

The pizza house - my mmmm...gastrointestinal tract.

[Billy D Sega @Billydsega]

@frescoclean I mean airplane food is so bad it makes you not want to fly..
#90sHack

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

Hey is this thing on?! I gotta mangina ova here! #90sHACK

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

Bone marrow is dumb. Come on bones! You gotta have extra stuff? Get off your high horse!

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

We're ALL gonna die soon so....pork rinds? every now and then?

[J.C. Davis @samba_sabuse]

"Netflix and chill"? more like "Netflix and ignore the deep seated social inequalities that exist in our society and eat"