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[💕 @abc_d1vine]

"to be frank" who is Frank and why do we wanna be him

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

I used to be so stressed as an 11-year-old when my teacher told us the ozone layer was getting damaged. 😭😭✋🏿

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[Wakio Muicakamúyú🇰🇪 @reen_thee_only]

Lakini Jules alijaribu kutubeba matako yake sindio??
Anyway mine is to double down on what Martina said.
Let's normalize having grown women bodies. You can't be 38 trynna look like a teenager FFS!!

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

The fact that sperm can survive up to five days inside a woman’s body, literally just to wait for an egg to show up so it can get you pregnant, is actually insane.
Men are so ev!l. 😭

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

I think it's called the Radio.

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

"I understand" does NOT mean I AGREE.

[Kwacha🦇 @fytb_kwacha]

Do French websites ask you to accept cookies, or do they just offer you a croissant?

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.

[👻 @_Wangarih]

Do animals in Maasai Mara think of the ones in Nairobi National park as born tao?😭

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

sharing a smile with a stranger when you both see something funny in the street makes me feel alive all over again

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually do like people. Individually. Y’all get questionable in bulk.

[MRASTA🇯🇲 @coco_rasta_]

Free will itamaliza wengi wenu, wdym 8am unakula chips kwa matatu?😭

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i think the fastest way to become who you really want is to bite off more than u can chew and figure out how to chew it

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

Flirt back you bastard, wtf is “eii”?? 😭😭

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

The delivery fee is where I decide if I really want it😭

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

There’s a thin line between a numerator and a denominator, but only a fraction of you would understand.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Insha nayo kujaa maneno 500 was never an easy task, ulikuwa unapata mmeenda harusi na mkakula lakini bado maneno ni 150. Hapa inabidi majizi yenye miraba minne yakuingililie😂😂

[coltrane. @kamithecreator_]

my retweets are just tweets i wish i came up with.