sam lee

last name ever, first name greatest

[sam lee @sambecker3]

“Walk like a king, or like you don’t give a fuck who’s the king”

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

6/10 girls on Hinge act like it’s their god given right to go on boats for free

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Soccer was on, UFC was on, and niggas was watching Love Island tucked under a blanky, by themselves

[B… @branmattic]

Just filled up my gas tank

[Kira @kira_sofine]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Tua in the blue tent after his 5th concussion of 2026:

[woop @woop54]

I had to put my phone down and stand up for a sec after reading this Jesus

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

Working in HR as a fat lesbian who hates the world has gotta hit like crack

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

They Pay the freakiest nigga in the city to take pictures of em naked in a tub fulla cereal & milk

[kat @kitkatstx]

B*tches pay a local horny photographer & be like “photoshoot today 🤩”📸

[シcal @nestagraphics]

I don't care if I get fired, Charlie Kirk had it coming.

My name is CJ Stroud and I am the Quarterback for the Houston Texans.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

[corb @awshuqs]

hey man we’re gonna be barking up the wrong tree later if you want to pull up

[horse @horsetwting]

we keep going

[brook ୭ @starwoIfz]

billy was flayed as fuck and being haunted by vecna and he still went to work…stop whining and start grinding 🙏🏽

[bar @G4SDRAWLS]

a woman caressing and scratching your face with her nails like that increases your lifespan by at LEAST a year

[Caitie @hammlittle]

this miller light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

I woulda gotten fired if I replied to you in that group chat

[୭ৎ ࣪ ׅ ♡ @cupckebrina]

will: guys the world might be ending but.. i like boys ><
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