Sam

woke up quick at about noon

[Sam @sambee13_]

Ya don’t realize how weird Iowa is until you leave

[Sam @sambee13_]

@lpcsarsh Me too 😍

[Curtis Allen @Curtis_Allen20]

Jalen doesn’t think he EVER travels!🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

[Sam @sambee13_]

@kelsi_hilmer Lol SAAAAAME. Only a couple left before me and I’ve survived so far 😅

[Sam @sambee13_]

@_rachelvaughn I almost died at the DOT

[Sam @sambee13_]

@_rachelvaughn Don’t move out of state 💀 I think mine were $450, and $600 the first time

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

6 more months of Coronavirus. Fuck

[Sam @sambee13_]

Texans being up 24-0 on Chiefs in playoffs 2020 and...

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Name a sports moment that had you like this:

[Sam @sambee13_]

@McDoogleToots The queen of cancel culture is not supportive of resurfacing tweets from years ago 🤔

[Sam @sambee13_]

We’ve watched this 12 times and it keeps getting funnier 😂

[Sam @sambee13_]

My love for pizza is never ending

[cass @DATcass11]

My boyfriend: have you ever considered not being a sassy brat every second of the day?

Me:

[Sam @sambee13_]

Dad talking about this bid he’s making on a house...”yeah she bought it as a fixer upper, looks like a knocker downer to me” 😂 #dreamcrusher

[Sam @sambee13_]

I unpacked within the first 20 minutes of being home. Who am I?

[Sam @sambee13_]

It’s amusing how badly people want me to hate Arizona. “Hi how are you when you moving back to Iowa?”

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

I hate golf. I quit golf. I can’t wait to play tomorrow.

[Iowa State University Police Department @ISUPD]

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[Sam @sambee13_]

Anyone know someone who has a deaf ear who wants to split a set of AirPods? Asking for a friend

[Sam @sambee13_]

It’s like I’m not satisfied if my bank account looks decent. Oh I’m financially comfortable? Let’s go to TJ Maxx and Target.