Crazy Nature Lady

[Crazy Nature Lady @samberlain]

One time I was driving out of The Coffee Mugg parking lot and saw the owner and couldn't decide if I wanted to say hi or not but my car was still moving so I slowly hit an entire telephone pole head on and THAT is the perfect metaphor for social interaction with me

[Michael @HolderOftheFire]

Oh.

[Crazy Nature Lady @samberlain]

me n who

[Crazy Nature Lady @samberlain]

People in Portland hear the name Jaime and think the name is Hymen.

I hope this helps you understand their culture.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Now we just need a governor who does too.

[Miguel Mina @miguel_mina2]

There is no being behind or being ahead, you can gain everything in the blink of an eye or lose it just as fast.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

america is wrong about everything except fahrenheit. farenheit is the correct way to measure temperature. fahrenheit is like "man, it's so hot out. it's gotta be like.......100 hots."

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman]

Can we please stop calling them “pro-life”, we’re pro-life, they’re forced-birth.

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

So child support will start at conception right? Social security numbers will be assigned? Women can claim fetuses as dependents on their taxes?

Right?

[aj @lvcrimes]

overturning roe v wade in the middle of a housing crisis, a formula shortage and a mass shooting epidemic in a country without free healthcare. it’s not pro-life. it’s not smart. it’s dystopian.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Reminder that Jewish scripture supports the right to an abortion and today’s Supreme Court decision is in direct violation of our freedom of religion.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

"Leave it up to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1800s.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Every child had a heartbeat before being shot dead in school. Where's that righteous pro-life outrage?

[Crazy Nature Lady @samberlain]

Imagine getting a woman pregnant
Telling her to get an abortion bc ur not ready to be a father
Then getting $10k for it
The system is made for men

[Noor Vasaya @TheatreNearYou]

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