Sam Bernstein

aspiring substitute teacher

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

Just saw a kid trick or treating at a smoke shop…. God I love New York City

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

@harrybenjamin29 I need dessert

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

Looking forward to seeing all the chocolate covered matzah on my feed

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

@harrybenjamin29 will u please get me the chocolate covered pretzels from the freezer?

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

Is the sky pink?

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

If you see me on a knee scooter on the UES no you didn’t

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

What happens on Isola Bella stays on Isola Bella. #TheWhiteLotus

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

Why didn’t Tanya just walk down the back of the boat instead?

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

Patiently waiting for Alix Earle to get on cameo…

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

I want to be Carl when I grow up

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

Alix Earle said to add her on Snapchat, so obviously I added her on Snapchat

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

@harrybenjamin29 go get my weighted hula hoop from the storage locker

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

Do people still wordle

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September first and all of a sudden there is a breeze outside

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

Flea could get it

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I would kill to be sponsored by Doritos

[Sam Bernstein @Samberns0509]

Does everyone think about moodys point when they think about hot air balloons

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In my Austin Butler era

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Did BeReal go off today?

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10 likes and I’ll upgrade @Hangeldzahler to rich people paramount plus.