samsterzzz11

I'm breezy + always down for a smore

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

@mackenzie_metz thank you so much. I wouldn't be here without the support of friends like you!

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

me before the pandemic: I can do a full day of work and go for drinks and dinner after and then do 4 more full days of work with events and nights out on the weekend and maybe even a workout in the week

me now: if I move I will need to sleep for 14 hours to recover

[Aly & AJ @alyandaj]

12.29.20

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

@_hmitch can i see photos. i’m a visual voter

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

@_hmitch mmm im so jealous. what a time

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

@_hmitch HUTCH SALAD

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

@nickyblasko yes... quality over quantity

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

My phone, laptop, stove, microwave, and car all have different times. Maybe that’s why I am the way I am... Frazzled and always running late.

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

@mackenzie_metz spring awakening

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

So many people have been texting me about bingeing New Girl while we #stayhome and it makes me so happy! What do you think the gang would be up to in quarantine together right now?

[AIDA @shutupaida]

i’m so scared to ask y’all wtf bomboclaat means

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

@mackenzie_metz if i used foundation i def would. alas i just brush bronzer from head to toe

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

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This was not a catch apparently.

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[lil uzi hurt @LameAsChris]

who would win in a fight??

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Jimmy challenges @NiallOfficial to read “‘Twas The Night Before Christmas” in 7 different accents

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

@aliserafoth same

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

shocked and offended this tweet didn’t go viral

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

honestly whoever decided to put raisins in cinnamon bread is THE WORST

[samsterzzz11 @samblasko]

@laurenlottier @tvgoldtweets @JennMonay this is also why i stopped and now i’m annoyed