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call me Charlie hustle. lots of get up and go.

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I’m worried my boss doesn’t think I’m a romantic

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Someone that says “rip” all the time but thinks it means “Rest in Place”

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Just found out that super bland guy in all those commercials is Tom Brady

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30 Rock is actually a really good show

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. He looks good and he looks hard.

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@sam_0atmeal And scaffolding

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I’ve been doing more than my fair share of writhing this summer. I know that. But that’s just because I know for a FACT that you fuckers don’t writhe nearly enough!

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Obsessed with the regal cinemas pre Barbie promo: “thank you for coming. We’re glad you are here. Seriously, thank you so much”

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Shoutout every reminder email I’ve ever gotten

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@callaway_hunter I’m honest about what I’ll do to you if you tickle me, honestly.

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@MichaelGmeiner2 … that’s what we’re all trying to figure out

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Economics seeks to distinguish “giving someone your business” and “giving someone *the* business”

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About to see some friends for the first time in a year and I can’t wait for them to see how dingy my clothes have gotten

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@lucas_thompsonn A living legend

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Normalize bands playing their most popular song in the middle of their set and then again for the encore

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Whenever I cut my fingernails, I’m 30% less mighty and 20% less wise.

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@davemotorcycle1 A lot of people describe me as the Charlie hustle of philosophy

[Zack Hargett @zackhargett]

I just got access to Google’s new MusicLM and…

Wow.

No exaggeration when I say this will change the music industry.

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Considering regularly using aftershave but I’m worried I’ll make fun of myself for taking my manhood too seriously

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Unfortunately, living in California fundamentally shifts and improves your understanding of music and culture in general and I don’t make the rules