Sam Boerman

Sport Management | football fanatic | proud Hufflepuff | Taylor Swift enthusiast | 🇰🇷

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

CANES WIN THE CUP!!!!!!!

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

PRIME Cam Newton means MVP Cam and I'm taking him over any version of Russ but Russ had a longer stretch of good football

[Barkley @Barkley_Tap]

Who is the big guy?

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

This kinda speaks more to how bad the Spurs were in second halves than anything else

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Craziest stat for me

The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history

In the same Finals

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

Uncle Ichiro

[Emmit Douglas @emmitonair]

Ken Griffey Jr, Cal Raleigh, or Kyle Seager isn’t available: name a Seattle Mariners player.

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

It's not like Americans want more ads, but the companies know we're not gonna stop watching solely because of an extra three minute ad break

[Lauren @laurennUTD]

There’s something so inherently wrong with a society that can’t go 45 minutes without an ad.

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

Okay, after that Brunson performance, Becky might have to admit she was wrong because he was for sure the 1A tonight

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

It's not in Ohio

[Andrew Anderson @uscfan981]

Say something nice about Chicago.

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

"If this player lost more instead of won more, he wouldn't be considered a good player" what a stupid argument

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Brady is the GOAT bro he has 7 rings you can't dispute that bro"

Tuck Rule, oops now it's 6 rings
Dee Ford, oops now it's 5 rings
Seattle runs the ball, oops now it's 4 rings
Atlanta runs the ball, oops now it's 3 rings

See how quickly that becomes 2 SpyGate rings & 1 pandemic ring in 21 years? Oh, and 3 SB losses as a favorite.

Stop using rings to rank QB's.

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

"I had been defeated by a courtesy"

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

It's Draymond

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Who’s the most overrated NBA player of all time?

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

Timothee took off his shirt but yeah, let's criticize Taylor for clicks

[Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker @mostlysports]

"I think she celebrates in a way that you would think girls at slumber parties having pillow fights would celebrate" - @RealCGriff on Taylor Swift celebrating in a cringey way

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

Can't put Mahomes and Peyton as part of the same era but the overall argument isn't crazy

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Tom Brady is the most overrated player in sports history. His GOAT argument hinges entirely on team accomplishments. Based on efficiency, he's arguably not even a top 4 QB of his own era after Peyton, Rodgers, Brees & Mahomes.

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

"Tom Brady is the greatest.... he's not the goat" hey really quick, what does the G in GOAT stand for?

[Big Hank @HankKnowsBall]

Tom Brady is the greatest due to the amount of accomplishments he has

But he’s not where near the best player of all time which is why he’s not the goat

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

And just like that, no longer a @HankAzaria fan

[Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz @LeBatardShow]

Hank Azaria was not happy with the Taylor Swift bandwagon

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Landed in LA just in time for the game…let’s lock in 🇰🇷

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

Yall gotta stop believing that every celebrity is somehow responsible for every disadvantaged person in their general vicinity

Ask the government to do something

[Joshua Jake @itzjoshuajake]

Hollywood Millionaire Ben Stiller Who Advocates for Higher Taxes on the Wealthy, Walks Past a Homeless Man on His Way to $100,000+ Courtside NBA Final Seats.

This Explains New York Perfectly 😂

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

She BEEN a Knicks fan but I wouldn't expect you to know that

[Keith McPherson @Keith_McPherson]

Nah b. This is crazy. You were reppin the Cavs!

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

Spurs really collapsed like that smh

[Emmit Douglas @emmitonair]

Adrian Peterson isn’t available: name a great running back from the 2010s.

[Sam Boerman @SamBoerman]

See this is bullshit behavior

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Knicks fans are attacking any spurs fans they could find after game 3 loss 👀😳