Sam Booth

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@unusual_whales

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

This is how I’ll be referring to hangovers from now on

[Internet Bill Of Rights @WikiLeaksUS]

Let’s see how long before they take this down…😏
https://t.co/FVdsy8BYnA

[Sam Booth @sambooth25]

So I bought new thermostats and my tennant needed my WiFi password in order to make the nest thermostat work. Best WiFi password ever

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Joe Biden accidentally reads the part on the teleprompter that says "repeat the line" when they wanted him to say the line again lmfao

[Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸 @BarrettSallee]

Freddie Freeman firing his agent should be the least shocking baseball news of the year. It was clear long ago that he didn't want to be anywhere other than Atlanta. His agent overplayed his hand, Chipper Jones tried to tell Freddie, and Freddie didn't listen. @Braves #ForTheA

[Young Americans for Liberty @YALiberty]

BIDEN: "We have the fastest growing economy in the world."

The economy:

[(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX]

Madison Bumgarner revealed what he said to umpire Dan Bellino to get tossed after ump took his time with sticky hands check.

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Second sentence in this tweet LMAOOOOO

[Jake Jones @JakeJones_34]

If I'm on the tee box, everyone below the red line is in imminent danger. The folks above the red line are also in imminent danger, just further away. The crowd circled in blue, also in imminent danger, just in bleachers. And the green booth, you guessed it, IMMINENT DANGER.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

He’s back. @ForePlayPod

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @obiwankenobi]

Hello there.

[Clint Lamb @ClintRLamb]

This tweet 💀

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jordan Davis just ran a 4.8 40.

He’s 6’6, 341 pounds.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Why doesn’t Zelensky just declare Ukraine a gun free zone?

[Brian Nichols @BNicholsLiberty]

gary oldman...

absolute legend