sam

Now, I think the whole world is filled with signs, but if there’s no laughter, I know they’re not for me.

[sam @samborowski]

@hassantkarim are you asking for rachel? in that case did u mean *weekly?

[sam @samborowski]

@jsjmbloom you’re welcome!

[sam @samborowski]

@jsjmbloom hey we were sitting behind you at fantasmic and you left your hat here! one of the workers has it, the girl with the gold sparkly ears who was in the front

[Not Dana Holgorsen @FauxHolgorsen]

I, too, have decided not to participate in our upcoming bowl game.

[Jay Towers @JayTowers]

BREAKING: I-696 CLOSED both sides right now at Coolidge. In an effort to stop a man from jumping off overpass, these trucks packed in closely. @FOX2News @1003WNIC

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

me: i hope my brain will let me focus today. i really need to get some studying done!
brain:
brain:
brain:
brain:
brain: ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᶫᵒʷ ʳᵃᵗᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᶰᶫᶦᶰᵉ, ᵍᵒ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵉᶰᵉʳᵃᶫ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ

[American Chemical Society @AmerChemSociety]

If you then you don't
don't love deserve
me at my me at my

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I've been alive for 26 years and I still haven't figured out what to say when I'm in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

[sam @samborowski]

@tacok8e @cakefacedcutie @carolineadkin LMAOOOOO

[sam @samborowski]

why was intermission right after the saddest parts of the show when everyone was crying?!? #psclintontwp #PostSecretShow

[sam @samborowski]

@iGotTheDoorCorr TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[sam @samborowski]

@Delta question - can a delta ecredit be used to book a trip for a passenger who is not the original traveler? can it be used to book a trip for the original passenger along with another passenger? thanks!

[sam @samborowski]

@SouthwestAir unfortunately only to get us home 14 hours from now, we have already been at the airport for two hours

[sam @samborowski]

@SouthwestAir won't hold our connection 10 mins to allow us to make it due to flight delay on their end - said they would if there were 50 ppl, not 7. guess we dont matter to them, terrible customer service

[sam @samborowski]

@BuzzFeed dont think the picture is right lolol

[sam @samborowski]

@AmericanAir @united still unclear what the problem was with our @united flight - a representative at the gate said we were checked in and she had been calling our names - the @united representatives at DTW check-in counter simply did not care to help us and faulted us as a solution. @americanair

[sam @samborowski]

@AmericanAir @united @united @AmericanAir i missed my schedule moving company saturday in san diego, lost over $700 i paid to them, had to throw away another $500 worth of furniture because i no longer had time to move. boyfriend had to miss a day of work at new job, resulting in lost wages as well