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[Sam 유er @samboyerr]

So a family photo went missing from my house after my sister had a party and today this came in the mail..

[Sam 유er @samboyerr]

@saquon This move is as dirty as that city😭

[trash jones @jzux]

having a job is so embarrassing. someone gives me work to do or tells me i did something wrong and i say “thank you”

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Me: wow he thinks I’m cute

Trader Joe’s cashier: damn this bitch eats a lot of cheese

[prance @bocxtop]

how come the only reward for doing good at work is more work? can i get a pizza party or sumn

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

auntie anne's can make a pretzel by herself, yet it takes five guys to make a burger. that's pretty telling.

[clare @onaclareday]

And good for you, I guess that you've been working on yourself
I guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped

[yong @spaghetti_2005]

Born too late to be Vine famous born too early to be TikTok famous, born just in time to graduate into a pandemic and not qualify for a stimulus check

[goth oomfette @demonicaquarius]

adhd is amazing bc u can literally look at words and not even read them

[Sam 유er @samboyerr]

@Thomas_Mahoney2 He was in my phone as “beacon man” 😭😭😭

[Sam 유er @samboyerr]

@aIexandraleighh Oooo I will

[Daniel Onoja @thedanielonoja]

Did you sleep well?

Me:

[beth alexandroff @bethalexandroff]

I just want to feel bad about myself in a BAR

[Sam 유er @samboyerr]

@_Nacho_Libro HAHAHAHAH

[Sam 유er @samboyerr]

My New Years resolution is to stop talking to men that have their highlight tape in their bio