sammie

this pussy limited edition bc i’m going to kms

[sammie @sambrac07]

@upyearning growing up a little at a time then all at once

[sammie @sambrac07]

@rylandsgrace @katstrashh

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[sammie @sambrac07]

the mini crossword archive is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[‎🛸 @yamicatluvr]

literally who let her put this out

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

⭐️| Noah Kahan reacts to Phoebe Bridgers’ return

“I am leaving an imprint in my chair that will be studied by palaeontologists for hundreds of years”

[sammie @sambrac07]

my sister and i are gonna have to die hand in hand notebook style because i refuse to live even a minute without her

[Christina Grace @C_GraceT]

Meg is really tied with Caleb Hearon in the category of she/they shooters

[sammie @sambrac07]

rereading normal people again

[sammie @sambrac07]

@bridgerton @katstrashh

[PEPPERS @WHITEH0TPEPPERS]

me getting lana del rey and ethel cain together so they can reconcile:

[carina @arizonapedia]

you love beating a WHAT

[ri ❦ @mwutilate]

they call me apple the way i be in cider

[fanta @buaalicious]

idk if you guys know but my good friend Chris Martin wrote a song about this

[adi @fateofaditya]

imagine showing this to someone in 2019

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

John Lennon would’ve loved the gay little monkey boy at the apple store