Sam “The Unit” Brooks

WDE | ΣΧ beer dye ROTY ‘79 | Peter Millar model intern (unpaid) | piece of shit | co-founder of the Boston crab | Billy Strings disciple

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

“Yeah bro let’s take our shirts off and pour out cheap beer” #nukephipsi

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@harrycrouch69 Agreed, I enjoy a woman with standards/boundaries, but if she won’t get the job done, somebody else will. My ex wife wouldn’t throw neck so I cheated on her and left my kids. Next man up mentality.

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@jack_mehoff76 Do you think these guys drink beer and fuck box??

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

“Yeah bro let’s take our shirts off and pour out cheap beer” #nukephipsi

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@Brandconator Worse than Cornell chi phi

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

Strings is the goat man #Tuesdaytunes

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@RichardPhd6969 Filled her tank like gas was $1.75 a gallon again! Haha, congrats on the child Cigs. I’ll bring some diapers to the baby shower.

Best,
Sam

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@TheColonel1922 Thanks for leaving the username in. My buddy @DickJoneser is gonna hit her up and show her a time!!

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@Jake8652388322 That plays. If only my bets hit. #expand

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@Grizzlycollins “Bro the DZ’s are bringing the strap on tonight I’m so excited”

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@Wommacksburner Kane, these twinks attend your school. Please take action

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@bycumbrown

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@davo1466313 Compliments to the chef

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@DeputyFife69 Happened to my old lover. Got a little wrinkle in it so I chose to leave her and the 3 little ones behind. Business decision. The freshmen sure do look good nowadays!

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@Wommacksburner Congrats on the sex Kane. Make sure to fill her tank like gas is $1.90 again!

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@BushmanGabes Piss any harder it’s gonna put a hole in that toilet! Hell of a stream Gabe!

Regards,
Sam

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@ChetBagMcDougal Chet, I told you to check in with me before going through my stomping grounds.

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@BushmanGabes $lank

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@Wommacksburner Congrats from Israel!

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

@ChesterMcGurg82 Chester, fuck that frozen pizza, I’ll plan on meeting you at the wing spot tonight bout 7:30. $3 pitchers of Busch if you help Tammy in the back first 😉

[Sam “The Unit” Brooks @SamBrooks60]

In places you’ve never been drinking beverages you’ve never heard of #grrrrmondays