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[Josh @joshpearson180]

Not chirping now you little prick

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Scoring a pressure penalty in a huge final as a defender isn’t for everyone

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Someone said Gabriel was trying to win a corner 😭😭😭

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Only right to have it by the corner flag 🤣

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Found them

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I wouldn’t buy a second-hand car from him.

[Rachael✨ @_rach_ael]

Prince Andrew before and after he realised the Birthday stripper was a real policewoman

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Carrick 2:3

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

Oscar Piastri post race:

[. @versinner]

when u accidentally become really important at work and it’s ruining your life

[Sam @sambrown96]

@Benthomsett Should have made some Jan signings to get some squad depth then

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Sit down.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Justice.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

At least the referees bets have come in. The prick.

[Emily. @emilybcfc_]

So funny how much this country hates James Corden up until it’s Gavin and Stacey.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Right this goes viral every few months and I have to tell all my family it’s a floodlight

Can we stop this pls

[Ben Spalding @BSpalding7]

Looks like Jeremy Clarkson is about to reveal her celebrity lap time on Top Gear

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.