Sam Burch

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@JDEadonWriter @GlobalBoxOffice @IMAX What a sad and bitter individual you are. The movie is great and the public agrees!

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@KingdomComeRPG Game of the year!!! 100%

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@JamesMp40 @fightwithmemes @LibertyCappy they transitioned into a meme

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@DakotaCxc Does this mean it’s over?

[Sam Burch @samburch]

Thank you The Chemical Brothers for spending 107 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/5v74XUUark

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@Google Changing the text to green doesn't make cheap flights sustainable Google but it is a blatant attempt at quite literally greenwashing your public image!

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@TheInsiderPaper Can we all just stop for a second and just talk about how supremely fucked up this nerds vision for the future is?

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@3YearLetterman @elonmusk You have a tiny penis that’s why you drive that!

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@KilclooneyJohn You cerntianly look like you’ve enjoyed one too many Indians you fat shit!

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@Jon_Bowen @downeyowen @KilclooneyJohn @williamcrawley Fucking hell. Should have just title changed to Lord Slug

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@KilclooneyJohn And by homies I mean honours!

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@KilclooneyJohn Quit your job now you repulsive slime! And someone strip him of his homies

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@realDonaldTrump Interestingly you don't believe in Science like you don't believe in Climate Change so this isn't yours to share. This is a victory for Scientists!

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@DogsTrust Normality is returning to the White house along with Man's Best Friend.

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@robinsjessica @claudiasnell @M2Oskie @sarahcpr Close all the fast food restaurants in DC for 24 hours and he’ll fuck off in a flash!

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@HRH_HUN @JonathanPieNews He discredits himself. Now Nigel Fucktard is going to have to find a new Oligarch to brown nose.

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@HawlFN @realDonaldTrump Great idea, you should get others to follow you. You know if you got everyone in one state to vote red, you win the presidency? Take all red voters there and see what happens next time!

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@monicacorrales @realDonaldTrump Be gone Russian spy bot!

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@GOPChairwoman Funny because you let Fox News and the Murdoch media decide the last election!

[Sam Burch @samburch]

@MMFlint Can’t they just arrest him now directly on the golf course!?