Sam Buscher

if I had to haul ass it would take 2 trips

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@jake_sharp7 We know it’s not brain cells

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@jake_sharp7 Well stop, dummy.

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Totally serious question, how inappropriate Would it be for me to go to my rapists funeral and spit on his grave? On a scale of 1-being a rapist.

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Decided to live on the wild side and are blue gushers tonight

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Y’all think I wear low cut shirts because I’m a hoochie, in reality I’m a messy eater and it’s easier to clean titties than clothing

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5 seizures in less than 48 hours... wtf is my body doing to me. #exhausted #sore

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@tahoejoanieb Why do you keep posting Aries horoscopes weirdo

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@SamBuscher2 @goodblackdude #whoops2

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@SamBuscher2 @goodblackdude Me again

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@SamBuscher2 @legallybae Hey bud ya tagged me #whoops

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Sam with eyelash extensions and sam without eyelash extensions are 2 different people

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Times like this I really wish I had a good dad

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Why do I look for male attention when my girls are the best hype men of all time

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Fuck these seizures bro

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You know I’m upset when I blast @Drake in the shower

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Watching love is blind with my mom. Show: I would want my wife to be free spirited My mom: you want her to take it up the ass

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@KimberlyRoquee @TPAIN He owns it tho! He gets money for all the hate. I love him

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@TPAIN @KimberlyRoquee T-Pain is too good for this world

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Me watching the bachelor: *face full of popcorn* “oh my god it’s like she’s trying to be a dumb bitch”