Samantha

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[Samantha @samcaaasey]

@Spotify where the heck did the sleep timer go?!?? Literally one of the best features, and now the app autoplays every freakin episode after I fall asleep 🤨🤬

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

Sydney might be the worst person that’s ever come on this show. #TheBachelor

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

Every time Sydney opens her mouth she is the victim about something new. Ew. #TheBachelor

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

Is Sydney the new way to spell awful #TheBachelor

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

@hint Cucumber mint??

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

@StephenKing About to start Four Past Midnight and I just gotta say I’m a lil excited.

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

So over these political ads with literally EVERYTHING. @LeaderMcConnell just keeps looking like a goddamn turtle. Ew. 🤢🐢

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

Genevieve is too much. Literally all the time. #BachelorinParadise

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

RUN AARON, RUN. #BachelorinParadise

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

@chrissyteigen At the beginning!!! The seasons start off great and gradually got worse imo but still a good show

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

Romeo is more awkward than showing up to a zoom call without a shirt on #BachelorInParadise

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

Genevieve is bonkers and Justin at least has some sanity here jfc. Ya dodged a bullet dude #BachelorInParadise

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

Your heart can literally not be broken after a day and a half of seeing a guy. Cmon #BachelorInParadise

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

Logan is the literal opposite of a hot commodity #BachelorInParadise

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

Michael is too good for this show #BachelorInParadise

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

WHY are these girls so pissed when a dude doesn’t love them after a few hours of conversation?! YA CRAZY (and dramatic), GENEVIEVE #BachelorInParadise

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

What is everyone’s obsession with Logan though… I don’t get it #BachelorInParadise

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

@BacheloretteABC I feel bad for Aven - Rachel’s not even listening. I’m embarrassed for her! Get out, dude!

[Samantha @samcaaasey]

@BacheloretteABC in pain from shaking my head at the ridiculousness of this dumb finale. Also why does Rachel look like a whole different person 🤨

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BREAKING: Applause breaks out in Senate chamber as Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson becomes the first Black woman ever confirmed to sit on the nation’s highest court. https://t.co/EvvheYil09