Sammie

[Sammie @samcan__]

I love @JimmyButler

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“BURROWHEAD MY ASS” - Travis Kelce

[Sammie @samcan__]

What’s your favorite Hannah Montana song?

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@oliviacannata

[James @CaucasianJames]

my health insurance company doesn’t know the things i’m willing to try on a bird scooter

[Devonte Graham @Devonte4Graham]

OMG !!!!!!!!!!! OMG !!!!!!! 🥲🥲🥲 I’m not crying .. you are 🥹🥹 !! ROCK CHALK ! 💙❤️

[Sammie @samcan__]

@needagrowalil 🤚🏼

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👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

HE'S BAAAACK!

We have agreed to terms with LB Dennis Gardeck on a three-year contract.

[Sammie @samcan__]

😒

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

We have hired Matt Nagy as Senior Assistant/Quarterbacks Coach.

📷: AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh

[Sammie @samcan__]

My chipotle acct got hacked and
@ChipotleTweets says there is no indication of any breach (it’s literally all over twitter). You really think I’m out here ordering 3 times within 15 mins and tipping 10%? Fuck you and your shitty customer service

[Sammie @samcan__]

Omg

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@calebpressley this you?

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@beerbellyblake @2MutchChlo I will let you guys know how it goes

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I could go for a few donuts this am

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@EKANardini Is this @FeitsBarstool’s brand

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Help

[J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe]

how are my fellow jaw clenchers doing out there

[Sammie @samcan__]

Mouse rug lit tho. You’re welcome

[Sammie @samcan__]

I also have one of these!!!

[Sammie @samcan__]

How much do u guys think I can sell this for