~sam~

a machine? learning? i sure hope it does

[~sam~ @samcarf]

Bro do NOT autocorrect a smiley into an emoji. I know what I’m doing.

[~sam~ @samcarf]

U guys are not as serious about this as me. Ur not listenjng to podcasts like I am. This is Not available Wherever You Get Your Podcasts. U don’t Know Your Customer like I do.

[~sam~ @samcarf]

@dylmichaelc Do the rest of u open presents on pride month eve or day-of?

[~sam~ @samcarf]

@BecomingCritter Put buttcheeks in light blue boxes -> better buttcheek detection for next models who care about this task

[~sam~ @samcarf]

@Austen Best way to get devs to tell you the right way to do something is to post the wrong way and wait for them to get mad

[~sam~ @samcarf]

Oh, they’re semi trucks? Well then I’m only semi pissed off that they’re taking up the whole road!!!

[Ramsey Shaffer (babbl-labs.com) @RamseyShaffer]

Every @linear issue Ive ever created cc @samcarf

[~sam~ @samcarf]

@samlambert Postgres via carrier pigeon is comparable to Postgres on NVMe

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

OKC got 7-FOOTERS flopping 😭

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[~sam~ @samcarf]

@hopes_revenge Downloaded, very nice/cute! I think my friend is nice, I just didn’t expect their name to be so Chinese? lol
Also it only start counting after I set it up, so it doesn’t like count my morning walk, for eg.

[~sam~ @samcarf]

@pixlpa lol looks like the CNN object classification activation layers from back in the day

[~sam~ @samcarf]

@TetraspaceWest 1337 probably makes the cut here too!

[~sam~ @samcarf]

@19o91899 Gemini AI — now with full knowledge of your past lives!

[~sam~ @samcarf]

@hopes_revenge Maybe the gas leak is in my regional data center, nerfing my claude

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

they gave up everything for this

[Sam Richards @MinneapoliSam]

The type of mining that will go next to the Boundary Waters has a near 100% water contamination rate. You have to chose between mining or the ecosystem of Northern Minnesota, literally can't have both. People choosing a mine that will ship everything to China will be responsible.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

•The U.S. Senate may hold a floor vote TODAY which would overturn a 20-year moratorium on sulfide-ore copper mining on 225,000 acres of Superior National Forest land in the watershed of the Boundary Waters Canoe Area (BWCA) Wilderness in northern Minnesota. The Boundary Waters is the most visited Wilderness in the United States. 

🛶 Enjoying the Minnesotan/Canadian wilderness by canoe or other lesser watercraft is one of our nations greatest available pastimes, and one I have personally enjoyed my entire life. We must protect these public lands from the rapacious capitalists threatening to turn them into a poisoned wasteland.

•This vote in Congress would open the door to copper mining at the headwaters of this entire ecosystem. This kind of mining produces toxic pollution, including acid runoff and heavy metals, that can contaminate nearby waters.

•The Boundary Waters supports a major outdoor economy that sustains thousands of jobs and generates over a billion dollars a year - built on clean water and intact public lands. But this vote would clear the way for toxic mining that puts all of that at risk. It would also set a dangerous precedent, making it easier to roll back protections for public lands across the country, including wilderness areas, national monuments, and national parks. 

•This is a defining moment. If you care about clean water, public lands, and protecting places we can’t replace, now is the time to speak up.
•Protect the Boundary Waters, and vote NO on House Joint Resolution 140. Let’s save this treasured place for all of us—forever. https://t.co/JhNAR6Za2O

[Quantіan @quantian1]

Sorry did you not get the memo we aren’t doing left wing slopulism anymore, you will be driven around in the Waymo, you will pay your income taxes, you will behave in a pro social manner, and you will like it.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Using the ticker symbol for Palantir while talking about them is crazy work he might actually be the most compromised president ever

[~sam~ @samcarf]

New NYC slogan: the only city with Outside

[Marc Torrence @marctorrence]

This will sound like an obnoxious “only in New York thing” but randomly deciding to walk 6 miles home from work because it’s a nice day and you want some fresh air is really an amazing experience you can’t get anywhere else