Sam Carpeeknee

Alt @therock

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

Reading in a locker room is the most performative thing anyone can do

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@blueguys124 Pete always doing the MOST😭😂💀

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

Mfs will be at home watching Cars 2… but won’t get in their cars 2 go get a job

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@Bronnerkeough18 Sounds good. See you there!

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@dillon_keough I would just work on getting lower next time.

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@shmavodavo @blueguys124 method. #patsgaysuperbowl2027

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

The only way out for Vrabel is claiming gay

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@shmavodavo You sound like you drink so many beers. You earned my follow!

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

Just had to set an alarm for 2pm #imabum

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

The dumbest person you’ve ever met in your life suddenly turns into a world history genius when you ask them about Israel.

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@KaradizianBrien Waiting on your return biggest bro🙏🏿

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@Pickle

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

No your costume looks great it’s just i’ve just never seen a skeleton with a rack like that before

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@KaradizianBrien Yea I’ll go

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@bspigs @bryanharrisonLB Dear god

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@KaradizianBrien Trust me bro DO NOT apologize

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

I’m scrolling reels rn ur not getting this stall for at LEAST an hour brother im sorry

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

@shmavodavo Can u stop thirst trapping bro

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

Guy in front of me scrolling through DoorDash like it’s instagram. Gotta respect it

[Sam Carpeeknee @samcarpenis]

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