sam

i'll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour

[Chris Taylor @chrisjudetaylor]

For reasons that pass understanding, Saint Brigid in the latest Lindsay Lohan film wears shalwar kameez, and it’s so stupidly funny. Plus, muzack Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness fair-use rip offs

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

well

[project hail han 🎱ミ☆ @thejetwash]

fall out boy fans when fall out boy plays a fall out boy song at a fall out boy concert

[Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews]

Margot Robbie had the chance to do the greatest fashion press tour ever and lord did she take it

[Atiya @bhumrobhumro]

Sooo do the men slice up cakes at work birthdays or do the women do it? Just wanna see something.

[trash jones @jzux]

only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?

[locked in donkey from shrek 2 @choosy_mom]

here’s an incredibly important professional competency that nobody explicitly teaches:

knowing how to make 2-3 mins of cheerful low-stakes small talk and then, when there’s an opportune lull in conversation, gracefully transitioning and getting down to business

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Idk what people are telling you but I personally think it's really cool and smart of you to hold onto the box your cellphone came in for two years in case of a scenario that you came up with in your head that has never occurred in real life

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

My girlfriend bought a bag from another woman on FB marketplace…she had me go pick it up and I wound up grabbing it from…the other woman’s boyfriend, whom she had dispatched to hand it over

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

So she's a bitch for being a decent human being? 😒

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

What is the psychology behind seeing someone sleeping and falling deeper in love w them?

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

every once in a while I remember Henry Cavill’s little arms move in the trailer for Mission impossible

[Filippo Ulivieri @nessuno2001]

[Thread] I’ve noticed something odd happening in Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. True, there’s plenty of odd things going on in The Shining, but this is really weird.

🧵 1/50

[trash jones @jzux]

“we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it” ok but i’m gonna worry about the bridge now

[nhi @onenhillion]

every version of me (1/3)

[NRK @PWNeha]

Ghaziabad se hai ye aadmi

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

Idk if I’m dramatic, but since I was a kid, I always hated making someone feel uncomfortable like if my friend wanted to whisper in my ear, I’d not let her if there’s someone else there so the other person doesn’t think we’re speaking about them. Or diverting the convo if we’re

[Ashish Chowdhury @ash_chowder]

Hi @cyberabadpolice, Xora nightclub in Jubilee Hills Road #36 put up exotic wildlife for display in their premises over this weekend. The stories were up on their Instagram page. Please do the needful.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Finding out that someone you thought was annoying, but who you assumed was beloved by all is actually annoying to another person!! Thrilling!!!!!