✨sam✨

☮ღツ ♊️ Land of Ooh #TheFamily

[✨sam✨ @samcastlexo]

“your current situation is not your final destination” ❤️

[French Response @FrenchResponse]

Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial.
Turning it into political theater is manipulation.
Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France.

[✨sam✨ @samcastlexo]

@realDonaldTrump please tell me where you see this selling out, FAST 😂

[✨sam✨ @samcastlexo]

@amandumbplease classic

[ᵐºⁿᵗ 🖤 @amandumbplease]

“Can i get you anything else to drink?”
“No but how expensive is your pse&g bill?” @samcastlexo you’re so funny

[✨sam✨ @samcastlexo]

@amandumbplease LMFAOOOOOO

[✨sam✨ @samcastlexo]

god i am so grateful for the group of friends i have.. 🩵

[✨sam✨ @samcastlexo]

really don’t know what i’d do without my manda 🫶🏼

[✨sam✨ @samcastlexo]

@amandumbplease LOL

[badass cutie back again @lilcosmicowgirl]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[dr. bitch @borzoilover47]

“u should think about cutting out caffeine” would you ask an angel to consider removing their wings?

[✨sam✨ @samcastlexo]

amanda didn’t even care to bother me that day smh

[✨sam✨ @samcastlexo]

tomorrow is amanda’s birthday. please don’t bother me unless you’re amanda. thanks

[Moneybagg Mo @MoNificent11]

Twitter is my favorite place to be when the world is crumbling. We gone laugh and joke until the ship goes down 😂😂

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they are sending joe biden to casa amor

[kel ❤️‍🔥 @keldotlauren]

trump almost getting assassinated & biden getting covid in the same week is the most american thing imaginable. almost getting killed by something they both pretended to not be a problem is poetic — no one doin it like us fr

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

sean but it’s short for parmesean cheese