sam

i write stuff on here sometimes

[sam @samccoelho]

i need to have a conversation with whoever invented wood man im tired of these splinters

[sam @samccoelho]

@bobbycarlisle @ppppkk8844 @dgreen7230 @PalantirChris @CompletedStreet You live in Marietta. There's no way you don't sit in traffic every day.

[sam @samccoelho]

@LiveEvil8 @CompletedStreet what???

[sam @samccoelho]

@jammles9 @NBA_NewYork Grow up

[sam @samccoelho]

Delaware

[sam @samccoelho]

pro tip: if you're at a gas station, you're an asshole if you don't pull through all the way to the front row. just thought i'd get that out there.

[sam @samccoelho]

tell me why i'm at somebodys house...and the god damn Sauna is a bluetooth device

[sam @samccoelho]

@lizsterine_ @ace0fstarss oh

[sam @samccoelho]

@lizbraries uhhhmmm

[sam @samccoelho]

i swear to god the green apple gatorade makes me want to eat chapstick i will go feral

[sam @samccoelho]

bruh i just got a hot pocket with no filling💀 wtf

[sam @samccoelho]

@lizsterine_ mozerastrrela stricks

[sam @samccoelho]

@astro487priv reasonable tbh

[sam @samccoelho]

@lizsterine_ 🦎 🔺 us

[sam @samccoelho]

@lizsterine_ 🔺

[sam @samccoelho]

@lizsterine_ bruh

[sam @samccoelho]

@lizsterine_ aint no way

[sam @samccoelho]

@lizsterine_ thats crazy

[sam @samccoelho]

@lizsterine_ bruh...😭

[sam @samccoelho]

@lizsterine_ hey