samantha cella

human•kind - be both

[samantha cella @samcella]

@kaaaaaaayT I had no idea there was an even a question behind his age??? I feel lied to

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

first piece of wall art i’m hanging in my new apartment is this framed so i can pull it together when i get called in at night

[samantha cella @samcella]

@DakDak20 It was wild

[samantha cella @samcella]

Still processing that my car got hit by a flying table in Manhattan yesterday

[samantha cella @samcella]

I wonder how he hydrates ... must be @DrinkBODYARMOR 🤔🤔

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

In December, @StephenCurry30 hit 105 three pointers in practice. Last week, former St Johns player @improveyourjay beat him.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Is it just me, or does this Thursday feel way too much like a Tuesday?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That’s so Jets https://t.co/uNAd7wsOt5

[BODYARMOR @DrinkBODYARMOR]

RT this if you used to drink @Gatorade and switched to BODYARMOR.

[samantha cella @samcella]

Told a coworker to “look back at it” when referring to an old PowerPoint. I’m leaving.

[samantha cella @samcella]

@mariah_kel @Manning_57 I got those retweets in 2015 but someone was bluffffing 🤔🤔

[samantha cella @samcella]

I HATE THIS PLACE

[BODYARMOR @DrinkBODYARMOR]

Hey @Gatorade, should today’s athletes really be JUICED??!! #FAIL 🤦‍♂️ It’s 2020, get it together. Call if you need advice. #DrinkBODYARMOR

[• @logansgraces]

only John Krasinski can muster the cast of The Office to recreate Jim and Pam's iconic wedding dance scene. WHEN I SAY I'M CRYING I MEAN IT
https://t.co/LQ7SaexGrc

[samantha cella @samcella]

@ninaapiee Doing laundry is the highlight of my days and it’s sickening how that’s what I do for fun rn

[samantha cella @samcella]

@shannonleewahl Like why couldn’t it have been something dumb like “what do you want for dinner” WHYYYY

[samantha cella @samcella]

Was texting my boss ab a conference call at the same time I was texting someone else and u betcha I just clicked and responded to the WRONG PERSON. It was read w no response back.. So no. I will not be coming back to work when the quarantine is over. Here’s my 2 weeks.

[samantha cella @samcella]

If you don’t get a text from Bobby Hittinger then it’s not an actual holiday. #FAX

[samantha cella @samcella]

@CortlynHanrahan OKAAAY my mom does the same and it’s so funny because I’m like how tf am I supposed to understand GTGFWTG ???!!! (Going to get food with the girls) 😭😭 so pure

[samantha cella @samcella]

@mellie_bellie_ Want 2 hang? We could get a drink or visit our favorite beeeees or both 😏😏

[samantha cella @samcella]

@mellie_bellie_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you dmed his insta 😭😭😭 omg I miss ur crazy self so much