I was sold on the idea of a ‘vegan croissant’ being delicious by a cool barista at a cool cafe and the result is I’m a dumb fucking idiot who should be never allowed to leave my house ever again.
If you’re wondering who falls for all the fake women / porn bots sending spam dm’s on IG, my guy is right next to me on QF600. Go off my grey haired, old ass, short king! Send that WhatsApp QR code to the profile photo of a bubble butt and kiss emoji’s in the username!
Shoutout to the 7 y/o kid supporting Canada sitting behind me, who just yelled out in frustration/excitement ‘if Canada scores I’m totally going to piss my pants’
That’s the passion for football we love to see #FIFAWWC
SQUAD NOTE: Sam Kerr is unavailable tonight after she picked up a calf injury at training on MD-1. Sam will be unavailable for the next two matches with the Matildas Medical Team to re-assess her following our second group stage match.
Important to read ahead of the @FIFAWWC - Many issues around player safety, pay and equality happening off the field in the lead up to the tournament. Its impacted so many of the players and countries involved. https://t.co/j5JbJrRsTn
Keep thinking about this tweet and then the whole #Ashes situation and it’s really no surprise they’re having the world’s biggest sook. An embarrassing country sometimes lol
Overheard an English person having a meltdown to a server in a wagamama’s because they took a bite of their food and they tasted ‘like ginger’. In a wagamama’s. So good being back in the UK.
I would congratulate a Man City fan on their team winning a historic treble, except I’ve never met one in my entire life and don’t believe they actually exist.
Having to explain to my girlfriend why one commentator called Paul Vautin ‘Fatso’ - just another level of complexity her Victorian brain is struggling to understand while watching this historic Dolphins/Broncos game