sam

behind every great man is a great woman. behind her? another great man. everybody here is great and guess what, it's conga time baby

[cal? @cal_gif]

being alive is great because there are so many different aiolis to try. but then of course there are also the horrors

[felicia @Felicia_stovall]

not feeling very party in the USA right now

[Erica @PrettEinPink]

When y’all see me in this swimsuit mind ya bidness. I thought we was gonna die for like the last 3 years so I been snackin. This beach gonna get the body I give it.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[colin @ImColinBrown]

if only there was a place i could buy furniture while eating meatballs

[jamie amalea pappas @jamieamalea]

easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

@gregkellyusa I think Greg Kelly would benefit from 1 night in a sequined dress

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

A hot guy at my job asked me if I had any plans and I told him 15 because I thought he said plants

[samantha @milkygoddess]

there is truly nothing i love more than just going to bed

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

when i say i want to be friends what i mean is this

[chuuch @ch000ch]

absolutely I’m DTF

Doing
Terrible
Financially

[maggie lalley @magslals]

Some people are like I will stop at nothing and I’m like really? I would stop at a lot of things like for instance what if it’s difficult