Sam Parry

Nemesis of Air Canada. Well they’re mine, at least. They don’t give a shit.

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@susie_dent My PE teacher at school was called Richard Head

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@fasc1nate Watched a Disney remake

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@jonny_dub Maybe

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

Oh hey @AirCanada I’m really enjoying recycling these 3 Hawaiian shirts and 3 pairs of boxers your bought for me in Costa Rica but I’d really like my luggage back now please thanks x

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

Hey look @AirCanada the suitcase that you bought us to hold all the clothes you also bought us when our bags went missing 2.5 weeks ago actually showed up at the airport because we flew with @united and they actually have a fucking clue what they’re doing

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

Hey guys @AirCanada! Coming up to the last day of our holiday and going to @Walmart to pick up that suitcase you said you’d buy for us for all those clothes you’ve bought for us that we can’t wear in England. Also don’t have any proper clothes to wear when we get back. Thanks.

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

So @AirCanada I guess we just get our baggage sent home then? If you know where it is. It’s been 2 weeks now. So yeah. On the plus side I can now live on 3 T-shirts and 1 pair of shorts indefinitely so that’s cool. And here’s a nice picture from the wedding you tried to ruin.

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@MariamEatedali @AirCanada Can I join in on the lawsuit please?

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@AirCanada calling me once on a number I can’t return the call to and not leaving a message isn’t really fair when my phone doesn’t work in Costa Rica and we gave you my fiancée’s number expressly for that purpose…

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

Daily reminder that @AirCanada are scumbags

[Steve🥋 @Steveaux]

@CherieDeVille @AirCanada Air Canada’s unofficial slogan: “We're not happy unless you're not happy.”

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

Lol @AirCanada you can’t just tell me to DM you with my details then ignore my message. Although I guess you can. In fact you have. I hope when you go on a once in a lifetime holiday for your best mate’s wedding that you have your bags with you cos this is really inconvenient 🖕🏼

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@AirCanada for the SIXTH day in a row weve been on hold to you for 1hr+ and then call dropped when we got through to someone. Our bags have bridesmaids dresses and equipment needed for a wedding in Costa Rica on Saturday. It’s too late, we’ll have to hire at your expense. Thanks.

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@AirCanada we’re trying to get in touch with you re: our bags but can’t get through. We’ve nearly been without them for a week and apparently one of them was in San Jose but is now en route to Manila via Toronto and the other one has disappeared. Wtf.

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@AirCanada hello it’s me again. Please can someone check to see if our baggage is anywhere in the airport?

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@AirCanada WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@AirCanada @AirCanada we haven’t got a WorldTracer number, that’s the problem! We filled out the form but we haven’t got anything back from you. Please help 😭

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@AirCanada we’ve been in Costa Rica for 2 days now, left MAN 3 days ago and haven’t had any correspondence re: our lost luggage from our flight from Manchester on Thursday. Any chance of any help? I’m getting smelly now…

[Sam Parry @samcjparry]

@OceanicAir_815_ Yeah it seems that way, but it’s worth a shot!