Sam Clark

He/Him/Hustler

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

News channels. Can we stop asking morons on the street what they think about things?

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@yoloswagstudios @benanderson7899 this reminds me of you

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@m0rganlyynch Iv got 1 for sale

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@JoeMul01 @benanderson7899 this reminds me of you

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@stevonevo1 @CelticFC How is that even slightly relevant to anything - Chris Boyd is one of your highest ever goal scorers and a woolly mammoth can turn faster than him

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@GaryyBuchanan67 Hahahahaha

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@Invictabhoy @Dumbartonfc Tbf wouldn’t get this in Cumbernauld

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@ybees3 @cow741 @PoliticsForAlI @DailyMailUK It’s really not their fault their dad is a wank

[dom @JUNGLlST]

2014:
price of 3L white cider = £3.50/£4.50
price of street diazepam = £5/5 tablets

2021:
price of 3L white cider = £11.47
price of street diazepam = £5/5 tablets

statistics like this were inevitable and were foreseen by many when minimum pricing of alcohol was put into place.

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

Anyone wanna buy a ticket to @Frazi_er on the 2nd of October at liquid rooms . Face value

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

Anyone wanna buy a platform 18 ticket face value on the 24th of September.

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@DontWorryBoutB @benanderson7899 I feel like this is all you really want in life

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@GaryyBuchanan67 I really feel like your more likely to do this than hary Kane

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@brycejustweeted @calummurray12 @aprilharvey_ @BTP @policescotland 2 hours is not grounds to file a missing persons report ffs

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@JLadderman @AMC__88 How’s this something to be proud of all you’ve done is out yourself as a complete moron on Twitter

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@calummurray12 It’s been 2 hours man she’s probably just onit . grow up

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@benanderson7899 @SatisLocutus @bobo_circus It’s all in the stance tbh

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@SatisLocutus @bobo_circus @benanderson7899 this mad from hing reminds me of you

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@benanderson7899 @DovySimuMMA Hahaha

[Sam Clark @SamClar80355359]

@maxter1976 @zachmclarenn @1888_Celticbhoy He is litterly a nonce