Ádekúnle

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[Ádekúnle @samclef12]

To think, this was how we were once bitter against our CLUB, But then! Tides changed and WE'RE LOVING THIS GAME!

Tag every 💯 United fan and rt
@Evra @ManUtd #MUFC #ManchesterUnited #ILOVETHISGAME

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

The Brazilian general elections were held a few days ago, over 125m votes were electronically transmitted, collated & results announced within 8 hours.

Result was a tie & a re-run is scheduled for 25th Oct, everything smooth, no deaths & barely any physical violence.

This is a fellow “developing country” with population of over 200m people, yet see how efficient they are, but we have bastards in Nigeria making excuses for our failed leaders. It’s well sha

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

New York City, wetin dey sup? It was a joy to commemorate 34 years of the Nigerian Day Parade alongside the many Nigerian New Yorkers who fill our city with life.

From the entrepreneurs whose businesses strengthen our neighborhoods, to the sounds of Afrobeats pouring out of graduation parties in Southeast Queens, and the aroma of Agege bread calling out to passersby in Brooklyn — the impact of Nigerian New Yorkers is felt across the five boroughs.

Our city is richer in culture, stronger in community, and more vibrant because of your contributions.

[Spinn @TheToluSpinn]

"if you can't afford rent, go back to your daddy's house"

He is the most qualified for the job, yay!

Awon oponu

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Dem fit involve you for settings make them still no connect you.

That you have a seat at the table doesn't mean you're part of the team.

Lo opolo e. 🧏🏾‍♂️

[Peter Agboola @baba_Omoloro]

When booking airline, remember this;

3PM on Tuesdays.
6PM on Wednesdays.
10PM on Sundays.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The TOYOTA logo actually contains the entire "TOYOTA" logo.
Wow!

[MoCrown👸 Modupe Adeboye-Ayoroh @msmocrown]

One of the things I'm learning in marriage is this "private time" that men need.

Yesterday, my husband became cranky after work stress plus he couldn't get something done online with GTBank. I quickly packed the children inside a room and read a book together. He slept off in his alone time and woke up his normal self again.

Earlier in our marriage, I would get upset about this. Thank God for growth 🙏

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

NYC now legally requires companies to make cancelling a subscription as simple as signing up, the first US city to do so

"If you can sign up with a click, you must be able to cancel with one," Mayor Zohran Mamdani said

[Austine @theereal_one]

Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual & I believe that. Lmao

[Spinn @TheToluSpinn]

"You're Yoruba first"

Wo I don't give a shit, I'm a human being first.

I'll be kind to and love anyone that's a decent human being, I don't care what language you speak, I don't care how you worship God or if you don't worship one.

Be a fucking decent human being.

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

You can have all your lofty ideals, but Nigerians will always remind you why Nigeria is the way it is.
My condolences to those Nigerians who still have hope for the future of the country. You are much better people that I am. Lol.

[hotline. @daniella_ae]

APC cannot believe their luck with you slaves LMFAOOOOOOO

[Viktor👽 @FB_viktor]

I believe the greatest thing a Nigerian parent can do for their children is moving them out of the country. That’s true love

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The strange thing about Nigerian politics is that sometimes the strongest defence of a government does not come from the government itself, but from ordinary citizens who have somehow convinced themselves that holding their leaders accountable means helping the opposition. Imagine applying that logic to a company: the customer complains about poor service, and instead of fixing the service, other customers start attacking him for making the complaint. That is essentially what political tribalism does. It turns citizens who should be demanding better governance into unpaid defenders of political parties.

[ISK @IyegereS]

I just saw a comment where a Nigerian called another Nigerian a migrant because he is in a state that's not his State of Origin

Nigeria, I hail thee

[OLUWAFEYISAYO ❤️❤️ @Feyisparkles]

Apc really hit a jackpot with this divisive politics tactics..

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

“fuck good governance”
my eye first turn me 😂😂

[Ruffrasta official @Ruffrasta1]

If we say NO to TRIBALISM, we’ll go far.

[Dwin, The Stoic @DwinTheStoic]

I’m trying to put my finger on what’s felt off about the way we discuss our politics. I think it’s that some of you don’t realise how badly we’re being treated by the ruling class. And if you feel it’s not affecting you, it is, you’re just numb to it. We deserve so much better.

[Opeyemi Babalola @BOTAD01]

As a Yoruba boy who just graduated and finished NYSC, write your resume in Yoruba with amin ohun and submit it to both corporate organizations and government parastatals for job placements.

Na offer go dey rush you. 😂