Sam Clench

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[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

My sick action hero line before I kill a bad guy:

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

Famously, no white people have ever behaved poorly while celebrating a football win. Doesn't happen.

[Maral Salmassi @MaralSalmassi]

This is what celebration looks like in Paris today.

Notice something. No progressive politician would tell their daughter to walk alone into this crowd. No feminist would feel comfortable here. No Jewish person would feel particularly welcome. And yet we are constantly told that this is the future of diversity and inclusion.

While European cities become increasingly hostile to women, Jews, and gays, Western politicians like AOC put on the hijab and celebrate the very ideology driving much of this regression.

They chant "my body, my choice" while defending cultures that deny women the most basic freedoms.

These pseudo-feminists are among the dumbest people in modern politics. They condemn patriarchy in the West while making excuses for societies built upon it.

[. @APresserV2]

Respect to Marquinhos 👊🏻

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

@nocontextfm1 Option one

UCL loss will make the team hungry as hell for next season. Tells us we’re close, but is still a big reminder that we need to improve. Sad day, but great motivator

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

I didn’t know Trump was British

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

(PPS Enough with the stop-start run ups, you’re psyching yourself out more than the goalie, just hit the damn thing)

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

Oh good, a reminder that penalty shootouts are the suckiest possible way to decide who wins a trophy, just in time for the World Cup

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

(The lads did great, we go again next year, no shame in it, etc etc)

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

Can’t think of a parallel where a scruffy blonde kid from nowhere defeats a gigantic empire with a one-in-a-million shot

[Val @VK_HM]

Well, he has tenure

[Thomas Chatterton Williams @thomaschattwill]

I have honestly never seen anything like this, it’s if the act of shooting is simply a means to falling down, not to scoring a basket.

[zane @SKhalisa20663]

PSG vs Arsenal 😱😱

[Lev Akabas @LevAkabas]

The New York Knicks just played the most dominant 10-game stretch in NBA history, and it's not even remotely close

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

A TROPHY LIFT 22 YEARS IN THE MAKING. ARSENAL ARE FINALLY PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS AGAIN. 🔥

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

"There is no good and evil, Harry Potter. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it."

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

Inside every man there are two wolves: one a rabid sport fan, the other a musical theatre enthusiast. Nowhere on Earth can you feed both at once better than in London

Sadly it costs you the financial equivalent of a vital organ each year to live there

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

First time I’ve actually regretted leaving London was when I couldn’t go to stand outside that empty stadium

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

"They all went up to stand outside an empty stadium. The world's gone mad."

Arsenal fans' celebrations of their Premier League victory on Holloway Road were "weird", says @adamboultonTABB.

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

Well, that and whenever I’m reminded that the West End exists