Samantha Mitchell

wearing out things that nobody wears

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

@anth_nyy Eminem

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

I guess that’s why they call it the blues🎶

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

@shedyrskin Lmaoooo are you talking about my brother???

[halsey @halsey]

“this song is libra culture.”

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

It’s pretty standard to have a favorite boob. Right?

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

It’s true.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I love when people say all dogs are better than humans like they wouldn’t eat us in a second if the shit went down.

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

Masturbating because:

⚪️ Horny

⚪️ Bored

🔘 Want a really good nap

[H @shedyrskin]

there are two types of people i will never get along with: 1. people who love anime and 2. people who love musicals

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

@_chilatte_ You have no idea how much I am thankful🖤🖤

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

@shedyrskin Hell fuckin yeah

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

@mashholland Oh. My. God. 🖤🖤🖤

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

Well she makes me feel like shit, (it’s always something) but I can’t get over it, (she thinks it’s nothing) cause she’s everything I ask for, everything I ask for...and so much more.

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

@_chilatte_ Literally everyone likes him, but me. I do not get it.

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

I can’t stand Post Malone.
Everything about him is gross.
And that’s the main reason I don’t relate to any of you.

[Phi 🪽 @sophiaf444]

y’all ever get in those moods where you literally don’t want to talk to anyone you just wanna curl up in a ball and throw your phone into the ocean or is that just me

[LIBRA @AboutLibras]

#Libras are often nocturnal folks who try to sleep at bedtime, but their many thoughts prevent this.

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

@shedyrskin Aww:/ it’s because you’re a cancer babe. Not really your fault🖤

[Alex Huff @No_ICantFly]

*Looking at a class of 3rd Graders*

Michael Scott's brain:

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Michael: "If you graduate, I'll pay for your college tuition."

[Samantha Mitchell @samcmitchell]

@linahtornieri Libra Sun//Gemini Rising