sam cornwell

Carnivore. Eats, drinks & swears far too much!

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@AntiWokeMemes It’s because people eat cheap crap bacon, pumped with god knows what. Proper fresh local meat cannot be beat

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@POTUS Bring back Concorde!! If anyone can do it, you two can @elonmusk

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@AntiWokeMemes Vegans

[Music Jim 🎩🪄 @MusicJim2]

Bohemian Catsody 🎩🪄

Dramatic meows, operatic whiskers, and epic kitty angst collide for the ultimate Caturday anthem. Galileo? More like Meow-leo! 🐈🐈‍⬛

#HappyCaturday😹😹

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Kemi Badenoch delivered a brutal takedown of Keir Starmer yesterday, masterfully accusing him of having spent most of his life as a communist.

Not even Lenin or Stalin could help the fledgling PM.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Gordon Brown has called for an investigation into Peter Mandelson after reports in the latest Epstein files allege Mandelson leaked information to Epstein.

Here’s “Mandel in the Wind”

A raw ballad of betrayal, broken friendship, and a Labour Party in freefall.

{satire}

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@AntiWokeMemes Where’s the thumb?

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Just rescued two from puppy farm. They settling in well in new loving home

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@TrumpsHurricane Shit party night, where’s the alcohol 😂

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@Matt_Pinner 9

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@oelma__ Ruby & Joan

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@Matt_Pinner Banja Luka, Bosnia. Got diverted there, nothing for miles

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@AntiWokeMemes Buy them a pint

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

This video will never not be funny 😂

https://t.co/Mj1MrLLmfq

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@AntiWokeMemes Ledge

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@BrewPablo @theracehorseguy In the same boat mate. Saved me few quid on ones I would have had but didn’t come in though!

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@statusisdown Yes

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@darrengrimes Yes, my husband & I are both higher end earners who do 50hrs a week & have a good 20-odd years left of the same & are planning leaving very soon.

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

OK this wins the internet 😂

"Oops I freed them again" - David Lammy

Amazing work @CrewkerneGaz!

[sam cornwell @samcornwellchef]

@WestHam_Central Give me the job. I’d do it for way less than any of the others & have degrees in psychology & motivation. Plus would be great for PR as 1st female PL manager. I doubt I’d do worse!!!