SamCraftRecon

[SamCraftRecon @SamCraftRecon]

This was so fun to get. Thanks guys! 🙂

[ᴄᴜʙᴇʏᴅᴏᴏᴍ @Cubeydoom]

Sam gets Infallible!

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Still can't believe people wanted me to feel bad for this guy

[Praise @tufpraise]

Husbands that rape children.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

yeah, every politician across the country gotta go. He's flipped one of the largest cities in the WORLD in less than 6 months

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Holy shit this is perfect

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

He got into office and just started fixing everything bro

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

It must kill him to know that if he dropped dead tomorrow his own social media platform would instantly light up with 100,000s of tweets funnier than anything he ever said or did

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that stupid people are happier and less aware of the world around them, so it’s always weird when maga thinks this is a mic drop.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Dallas Grindr servers rn

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

So many you have to make up imaginary, AI images. Corny as fuck

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

You know whats funny? If trans ppl were banned from sports this whole time. You still would have came in 5th place.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Should be 9-0 since it’s in the fucking constitution.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Dems should turn this into an ad

[Tom Warren @tomwarren]

scoop: as Sony gets ready to scrap discs for PlayStation games, Xbox is quietly working on a disc-to-digital feature. It will allow you to digitize a physical game collection. Xbox is testing it internally, here's how it all works 👇 https://t.co/FXr52vsA06

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Republicans will just vote no on anything man what the fuck

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Clarence Thomas argued the 14th Amendment was written narrowly for former enslaved people and doesn't apply broadly today. Using that same logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets and doesn't apply to AR-15's, but somehow, he's never made that argument.

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

Claude Fable 5 will be available again globally tomorrow.

After a series of productive conversations with the US government, we're redeploying the model with a new set of classifiers to target and block more cybersecurity tasks. In the near term, some routine tasks like coding and debugging will fall back to Opus 4.8. We’ll continue to refine these classifiers over the coming weeks to reduce false positives and better distinguish genuine misuse from legitimate requests.

We’ve also begun drafting a consensus framework—with Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and other Glasswing partners—for assessing the severity of AI jailbreaks and how AI developers should respond to them. We invite other industry partners and model providers to join us in this effort.

Finally, we’re scaling up our collaboration with the US government on model testing and safeguards. This will include pre-release access to models and safeguards for evaluation, information sharing on jailbreaks and misuse, and dedicated resources for joint research.

Thank you to our users for your patience, and to our partners across the government, industry, and the research community who worked alongside us to make Fable 5 available again.

Read our full blog: https://t.co/VHyum831ri

[spor @sporadica]

can someone at Spotify explain to me what in the hell they are doing with 45 hundred production deploys a day

the website that doesn’t change at all until once a year they give you some basic ass crappy data about the songs you listened to???