sam

[sam @samcschmid]

@GUTSTRACKNINE im so dead she is genuinely one of the meanest girls ive ever met throw the key away😭😂✌️✌️✌️✌️

[sam @samcschmid]

@hondadeal4vets 9

[Xan Wallace @jakewilliams487]

Me canceling my HBO subscription #Euphoria #ash

[mugshawtys @mugshawtys]

DUI

[katie @socomplikatied]

Phil Collins created that Tarzan soundtrack with the passion of someone whose parents were personally killed by a leopard

[sam @samcschmid]

@UCFKnights Idk I was a newborn in 1999 at the citrus bowl stadium

[mika @themikalaleeann]

zayn and harry girls were the only ones with taste im so sorry y’all

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we have developed a velociraptor that smokes cigarettes

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

who knows all the words to Gary's Song?

[sam @samcschmid]

@1WayRJ never!!!

[W @_wilsxnx]

Our city ain’t that big but my brother made a HUGE IMPACT. Changed Clermont forever. These are our next leaders. I love y’all man. Thank you. @1WayRJ @BaniHendrixx @NathanHendrixx

[KSN🃏 @KImfura_104]

The two at the top murdered a combined of 32 people. The two at the bottom sold illegal cigarettes and wrote a bad check...

[demi @demetriusaf_]

this and a blunt

[radda 🌐 stream supernova @raddaworld]

isn’t it weird how a woman who aborts a clump of cells is considered a murderer but a cop who kneels on a mans neck until he falls unconscious isn’t!

[abby™️ @toxicgoth420]

i’m sorry this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

The Seinfeld family lost a legend today. Rest in peace, Jerry Stiller.

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

Ex: You’re gonna be miserable without me

Me: