Sam

Ham

[burd @burdlane]

mi on mi way to fuk ur bich

[Sam @samcuomo]

The Nun (2018)

[burd @burdlane]

I luv wen biches hav a bush cuz my diks like crokadil dundey gooday mate lol

[Sam @samcuomo]

What if donkey kong ran for president?

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

The Vampire Saying Bitcoin

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

When u sit down thinking ur about to dump and then, after you’ve peed realize that you don’t have to dump and so you get up only to realize that ur body just tricked u into peeing sitting down.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday.....Let all these Motherfuckers know that they can lick your nuts.....

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

me hearing the news that steve buscemi was randomly attacked on his street in nyc

[GuilloTeen Vogue @leftistbeard]

The Planet of the Apes movies should now do a silly one

[Sam @samcuomo]

PUT THE ANIMATRONICS BACK IN CHUCK E CHEESE

[Abd @blocksixtynine]

Zyn fuels the American warfighter.

[Sam @samcuomo]

Looks just like 2017 boomies

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A ‘Willy Wonka’ “immersive experience” that promised to transport fans into a “magical realm” left kids in tears.

The event turned out to be such a letdown that customers called the police and compared the attraction to a “meth lab.”

[Sam @samcuomo]

Carlito's way is way too underrated

[Sam @samcuomo]

There's a free boogie board on 422

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

The Sopranos (1999–2007)