Sam

You can't touch this

[Sam @samdanurse]

@TheSquareBall @Michael_TSB

[John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell]

It would be a great bit of trolling right now if Blur were to announce a series of free concerts.

[Andy @AndyAitcheson]

Unlike your adopted country we all agreed that a man entering a primary school and murdering 17 people with a handgun should never, ever be allowed to happen again. You utter prick.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Another long day in the company of enraged halfwits, convinced by far-right Twitter memes that the UK’s tradition of free speech is imperilled by *CHECKS NOTES* people being prosecuted for public violence, and inciting violence, under laws that have been used daily for decades.

[Sam @samdanurse]

@Chainsaw_EN surely we need to make @bmthofficial song n/A the opening to each episode of the new series or the movie as the chorus includes "make love to a chainsaw".

[Lord Farkequaad @LordFarkequaad]

Morning 🤣🤣🤣

[Jim Cognito @JimCognito2016]

Just took my 93-year old Gran to vote.

As she entered the booth she shouted "Here's to making sure the Tories are destroyed and Putin's friends at Reform are put back in their box".

The whole room burst into applause and cheered us out of the room.

[Sam @samdanurse]

@MarkSlo94534736 @posthuman is a good follow

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Laura Kuenssberg will be doing the BBC Election Night coverage.

If she should be replaced with Victoria Derbyshire, RT.

[Josh Maskill @jMaskill]

On days like today you’ve got to take the positives and that positive is that one day I’ll die and I’ll never have to watch Leeds United ever again.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I teach over 250 children. I don't have time to actively dislike your little gobshite for no reason. You raised a dickhead.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽@ashleyljames

[Rogan Productions @RoganProduction]

“Incredible viewing whether you’re Asian or not” @TherealNihal
“Striking, compelling.” Guardian
“Powerful” Times “Eye-opening” Mail
#Defiance starts tonight, 9pm on @channel4.

Score by @bishi_official

@rizwanahmed @groupm_motion #roganproductions @RajeshThind @shamindernahal

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

An incredible finish in every sense to an incredible day in the Championship race. Absolutely brilliant from Dan James. Tight angle, great technique. #LUFC #LEEHUL #EFL

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

Keanu Reeves once said:

"I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun."

Here are 9 things I learned from him:

[richard cann 💙♿☮️ @richard_cann1]

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[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

In honor of our daughter in law.. we celebrate @LUFC being Top of the Table !!!
#mot

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

Sunak really thinks they’re all thick. That they’ll agree it’s been Covid and Ukraine and not an epic failure of governance over the last 14yrs for which that patronising Tory shit bears huge responsibility.
Just call an election, we’re so done with you.