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nonsense mostly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Dwin, The Stoic @DwinTheStoic]

Savannah’s man

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

My boy Mbappe is locked in, we are overtaking Messi tonight 🔥

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

My dog seeing another dog on a walk

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Never crossed my mind you could technically put anything in a cotton candy machine. Excellent use of free will

[حبیب الرحمٰن خان @habibalrhmnpti]

@nora_jooe I’m crying she ordered a halal fuck 😭😭

[Nora @nora_jooe]

I texted my mom’s regular butcher place for a halal duck, and guess what I typed and SENT instead ❤️

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

you ask me a dumbass question in this heat and we both dying btw

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Are eliminated teams not allowed to stay for the vibes bc what do you mean turkey’s flight is tomorrow

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

We Stan an aware King

[PapaKhan @FatherKhan]

@angelicstash It was probably like biting into a fried vertebrae…bliss

[? @angelicstash]

had to document this kettle cooked chip. the fucking crunch on that sent chills up my spine. 11/10

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

every time there’s a firework i give my senior dog a shred of cheese and i have one too, so now every time there’s a firework we look at each other and then the bag of cheese

[Adika @Adikastakes]

At this point English speaking twitter is a waste of time 😭😭😭

[conor @conor_brn]

Conversations are being had that have never been had before

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

My mom when the pastor preached about disobedient children.