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It’s a have a swim in your own bin kind of day 🥵

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There’s one song where he just goes ‘fleef’, obsessed

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Is there still that function on Spotify that tells everyone else what you’re listening to?

Wondering what people might think when they see I’ve been enjoying some Tinchy Stryder nostalgia

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Chelsea play Armenian side Noah tonight in the UEFA Conference League #UECL

The opposition are set up in an attacking formation, 2–2-2-2-2…

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Yes Rachel the #Budget2024 is all well and good

but what are the price of Freddos now

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Asking for a friend in the Norwich/Letchworth area

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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
- The Muffin Man
- who lives on Drury lane
- THE MUFFIN MAN

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Looks like a Tony’s Chocolonely

#Olympics

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It’s back on the menu boys

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Give it Lee Carsley til the end of season

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Clive asking about Dawn of the Nugget

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#hogsatpollingstations

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Yesssss triple captained Robin Le Narmand og on my fantasy

#ESPGEO #EURO2024

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Travelled land and sea

#ENGSVK #EURO2024

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Yeah we just watched the 0-0 but itv just broadcast a longer version of Gillette the best a man can get, so who’s the real winner here

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When they might have kicked off but you don’t know whethertheygotanyliggunsornotsoanywaysorryyourenotsupposedtospeakaboutolegunaliggunspunna