Sam Coates

I like standing sideways

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

Please can we get a Farage x Binface showdown. If enough people gang together there's a genuine chance the frog-faced grifter could get beaten by a bloke with a bin on his head.

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

So American business will potentially come out stronger - at the expense of foreign countries, foreign companies, and - most of all - US consumers. But who cares about them, right?

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

My theory on Trump's tariffs.

This is just part 1. His long term goal is to replace income tax with tariffs.

That effectively becomes a flat rate tax on purchases, that flexes depending on export levels. The poorest get fucked as they pay proportionately more.

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

However, he will have hoodwinked them into thinking they've actually received tax cuts, so everyone will go along with it. Or MAGA will at least.

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

The global equivalent of buying a personalised numberplate.

BBC News - Google maps updates Gulf of Mexico name for US users
https://t.co/hFsIJGsd9X

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@dropsdotgg @HORHEAD_Sales look like the sort of shirts you'd find on 2 for £20 in Sports Direct

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@Thombingham Highly irritating isn't it.

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@ODEONHelp I'm having issues accessing my ticket receipt / booking, I just get errors when I follow the email link. Can you confirm the status of booking WKDFNQJ? Unfortunately live chat and customer support phonelines are a bit of a joke today.

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@currys The family's resident Lego fanatic is dead keen

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@NoContextBrits Scraps obvs

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@TheLastLeg #politicaldrinksparty drink till you harm yer liver with Starmer

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@KevdZ @TheGuyPearce Downey Junior wasn't playing a black person though. He was playing a white Australian, who in turn was (badly) playing a black character. The film is literally critiquing this kind of mis-casting, not propagating it.

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@david_r_morgan and where there is a conspiracy theory there are dingbats

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@hirst_official How about giving them to charities instead of burning them

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@Holypopstore heya, do you guys ship to UK? Can't seem to find an option in the shipping settings. Cheers

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@British_Airways Your agents must be very busy as it's been 8 hours since the 'we're connecting you to an agent' DM. Trying again: I'm flying on Friday but am reluctant to check in beforehand in case of covid cancellation. Is it possible to change the booking once checked in?

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@jordanbpeterson No it's not, it's just an odds game in a shit situation.

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@BBCRosAtkins (although I probs would have gone with Mr Majestic)

[Sam Coates @samdcoates]

@BBCRosAtkins anyone that puts Mr Maverick in a setlist is a friend of mine. This is brill.