Sam Goodenough

i don’t even know what that means, no one knows what it means, but it’s provocative. no it’s not… it gets the people going!

[Sam Goodenough @samdededman]

Just to put everything from yesterday into perspective. Someone set off the fire alarm in berry’s to stop everyone having to watch Henderson lift the trophy. That man deserves a medal.

[Sam Goodenough @samdededman]

Why tho

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: A petri dish filled with human brain cells just learned to how to play DOOM

Scientists at Cortical Labs have successfully trained a cluster of approximately 200,000 living human neurons, grown on a microelectrode array chip, to play the classic 3D video game DOOM.

[Rotations @RotationsNRatio]

Tottenham getting relegated and Cundy has managed to get O’Hara to leave the studio on TalkSport. We might be looking at an all timer sports bar 🤣🤣

[🇬🇧UKJ0N🇬🇧 @ukJ0N]

Jeremy Kyle nails it this morning: British bases attacked while Green Party leader "HYPNOTITS" Polanski and his deputy play hypocrites, openly siding with the Iranian regime.

Great point - the enemy is within, and it's not just sleeper cells.

Some of these lefties are a direct danger to UK safety. Wake up before it's too late.

#ReformUK

[Shahrar Ali @ShahrarAli]

Disastrous interview. Confirms our detractors' worst fears that under Green govt national security would not be in safe hands. Zack calls out fate of murderous Islamist as "assassination of a leader" failing to grasp cry for help of thousands he executed.

[Walker⚡️ @WalkerAmerica]

Sure, we just started a new Middle East forever war in Iran, but at least the memes are fire.

[Sam Goodenough @samdededman]

@daffyddx

[Woofers @NotWoofers]

Kim Jong Un and his cabinet tonight:

[@SanAndreas @SanAndreasjpeg]

woke up on a calm Saturday, open twitter to see the news

the news:

[charlie🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mfccharlie_]

Why have they edited a bloke onto that dog

[Sam Goodenough @samdededman]

😂😂😂😂🙈

[Sam Goodenough @samdededman]

Quite funny in fairness

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

LMAO 🤣

Volume up 🔊

[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

So the Urdu leaflets for our Muslim friends omitted the Green’s love of trans rights and drug use then! 😳

What a surprise.😊

[Sam Goodenough @samdededman]

One more Covid variant wouldn’t hurt

[Witty @Joseph_Witty]

GTA 6 is gonna change our lives 😩🔥🔥

[Sam Goodenough @samdededman]

A proper serious country.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Quite possibly the greatest ever call to a radio show. The Herring family speak to Andy Goldstein & Jason Cundy on @talkSPORT.

[Sam Goodenough @samdededman]

We used to be a serious country

[Caroline Parker @CazParker1871]

Just split the country in half already - split the money, build a wall & let me live in the bit they're not in.

[TopShagger @Plentyshit]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚽️

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

@ZackPolanski Zach. Put it in any language you want. You’re still a massive bell end who ain’t got a clue about the real world. Bosh❤️

[Sam Goodenough @samdededman]

@AlternativeMUFC @dchadwick96